LMAO-«laughing my ass off»,
- LOL-«Laughing Out Loud»
- MYOB-Make your own business
- BRB- be right back
- n00b-newbie
- OMG-Oh My God!
- ROFL-rolling on the floor laughing
- m8-meight
- 10x-thanks
- 2moro-tomorrow
 Intermediate:
- @TEOTD
- RUOK?-Are you ok?
- 2L84 that-too late for that
- CU L8R-See you later

Advanced:
- my hart S n pieces n 1ly u put it bac 2gtha-My heart is not pieces only you put it back together
- I gueS I nevr told u, Im so hpE dat youre myn-I guess I never told you ,I m so happy that you are mine
- R U free 2nite or S it going 2 cost me ?-Are you free tonight or is it going to cost me?
- LOL lamo teens n their lamo txtN-Laughing Out Loud  lame teenagers and their lame texting
- n therry theres no diff btw therry n prctic. n prctic der S.-In theory are there is no difference beetwen theory and practise
- welcom 2 my nu fav sport - txt msgN!-Welcome to me new favouurite sport-text messenging
- dnt B irreplaceable , F U cnt B replaced , U cnt B promoD-Dont be irreplaceable,for you cant be replaced,you cant be promoted

Helen: Hi Xris, I S U've got an interesting N  jumper.

Chris: Ah, ye. I went 2 de market this weekend. I wasn't lookiN 4 a N jumper but I walked past a vintaG clothing stall and dis just cau8 my eye.

Helen: Ow, did it hurt?

Chris: No, no. It's just a way F sayiN id attracted my attention and id made mi want 2 take a closer l2ok. I eventually bou8 id 4 only £10. Wat do u think?